Trevor Noah: Replacing RBG With ACB Is Like Trading LeBron for Ben Carson

“Say what you want about the G.O.P., man, but this [expletive] — this was gangster. They swapped out a Supreme Court seat in four weeks. This whole process — this whole process — in four weeks. It was like watching a chop shop strip down your car for parts. Like, yo, I’ll miss my Audi, but you’ve got to admire their technique.” — TREVOR NOAH

“And I don’t know about you, but I was shocked to see the Senate move this quick. I mean, normally they take months to do anything but here they moved so fast it was disorienting. It was like when you call customer service and immediately speak to a human being.” — TREVOR NOAH

“I mean, they just hustled Amy Coney Barrett straight from the confirmation to a midnight ceremony. [Expletive] looked like the basic cable version of ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“And just think, someday you’ll tell your children about this, whether you wanted children or not.” — SETH MEYERS

“During a swearing-in ceremony for Judge Amy Coney Barrett last night at the White House, President Trump said, quote, ‘This is a momentous day for America, for the United States Constitution, and for the fair and impartial rule of law.’ Momentous in that it’s the last day for all of those things.” — SETH MEYERS