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Late-Night Hosts Celebrate ‘V-Day’ in Britain

“Well, of course, Britain’s most important citizens are all old: the queen, Dumbledore, even that one doctor who’s been on TV for over 50 years. Who is that? Who? Who?!” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Although, on the other hand, she’s the only person in the whole country who is now safe to go out, so she’s just going to be out hitting the club, like, ‘Woo! Where are all my party girls at? Seriously, where is everybody?’” — TREVOR NOAH

“Just in time — she has plans to go see the Chainsmokers live next week.” — JAMES CORDEN

“That’s right, 90-year-old Margaret Keenan is the first patient in the world to receive the Pfizer vaccine. Or as the queen put it, ‘Sure. Sure, she was.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“The U.K. vaccine underwent rigorous testing. Apparently Gordon Ramsay would try every version and then berate the scientist.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Yep, the vaccine is starting in the U.K. and then coming here, but your one annoying friend will be like, ‘I actually liked the original British version better. It’s just nuanced and way more subtle.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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