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‘Triple Clown Winner’
This year’s Kentucky Derby-winning horse, Medina Spirit, tested positive for steroids over the weekend. Donald Trump took to his blog to weigh in with a statement in which he referred to the horse as a “junkie.”
Jimmy Kimmel called the former president “our own Triple Clown winner” in his Monday night monologue.
“Right now the horse is thinking, ‘As long as I’m being put out to stud, this sounds more like a you problem.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“As if things weren’t bad enough for Medina Spirit, a photo just surfaced of him partying with Jeffrey Epstein.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, his racing days may be over, but on the bright side, he just joined the Russian gymnastics team.” — JIMMY FALLON
“This is the most high-profile animal drug scandal since the winner of last year’s Westminster dog show, Heisenberg.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
The W.N.B.A. player Candace Parker talked with Trevor Noah about returning to Chicago, where she grew up, to play for the Sky after 13 years with the Los Angeles Sparks.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The author, activist and political leader Stacey Abrams will talk about her new novel on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
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Lolly Adefope, the star of “Shrill,” is looking to play new, different kinds of roles that aren’t based in stereotypes.